{"id":841,"date":"2025-10-16T07:01:45","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T07:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.whowouldwinshow.tv\/index.php\/2025\/10\/16\/eric-cartman-vs-caillou-who-would-win-unleashed\/"},"modified":"2025-10-16T07:01:45","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T07:01:45","slug":"eric-cartman-vs-caillou-who-would-win-unleashed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whowouldwinshow.tv\/index.php\/2025\/10\/16\/eric-cartman-vs-caillou-who-would-win-unleashed\/","title":{"rendered":"Eric Cartman vs Caillou &#8211; Who Would Win Unleashed"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-841-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/audio1.redcircle.com\/episodes\/e2332ae1-5d7e-4759-a93a-7749d74528a4\/stream.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/audio1.redcircle.com\/episodes\/e2332ae1-5d7e-4759-a93a-7749d74528a4\/stream.mp3\">https:\/\/audio1.redcircle.com\/episodes\/e2332ae1-5d7e-4759-a93a-7749d74528a4\/stream.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Eric Holmes unleashes Eric Cartman\u2014South Park\u2019s dark prince of manipulation, unfiltered fury, and snack-fueled schemes.<\/p>\n<p>James Gavsie responds with Caillou\u2014the deceptively resilient preschooler whose innocence, persistence, and boundless energy make him harder to stop than he looks.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s chaos versus naivety. Malice versus optimism. Could Cartman\u2019s cruelty crush Caillou\u2019s spirit, or will simplicity be Cartman\u2019s ultimate undoing?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Listen now to find out&#8230;.Who. Would. 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